10 bizarre ways to irritate your friend
1. Take your friend to a film, say Dasavatharam. While walking out of the theater ask him if he has seen Dasavatharam. Chances are high that he will ask “The one we just saw?”. Say “Yes”.
2. Find out his childhood nickname and keep addressing him with that in front of others.
3. Send him a huge SMS forward 4 times during the middle of the night everyday and if he complains, blame it on the network.
4. Tell your friend that you have bought two tickets for some country, preferably Burkina Faso or East Timor, and insist that he should come along.
5. Suddenly approach him to give him some shocking news such as “You have been given a raise today” or “There was a bomb blast in the temple” and when he asks “Really?”, say “No”.
6. Trick him into watching a Vijay film.
7. When he is done watching the Vijay film, ask him “How about one more?”.
8. Go to him in the early morning, hug him tight and shout “Happy Friendship Day” into his ears. If he says that it is not friendship day, tell him that no body needs a special day to celebrate friendship. Repeat this everyday.
9. Ask him what his favorite song is. Tell him that you too like the song and sing it loudly in the most distasteful fashion, appropriately changing the lyrics.
10. Make a stupid post on your blog titled “10 bizarre ways to irritate your friend” and make your friend read it.
DISCLAIMER: The above article is purely a work of fiction and the author has not committed any of the mentioned acts (Though he may have had influences being at the receiving end!).
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@Kutty, OK. I’ll make that 11 ways. 11th one is purely non-fiction, :)
When the friend tries to follow any of the above, laugh out loud, pat him on his back and say “WELL TRIED”.
LOL
when you see one of your friends @ the washroom, go and ask him ” HI,Mate..Long time..What are you doing here anyways???”
Ha ha …. good one